Little Girls In Big Boxes

The funniest thing happened while I was checking in on a friends dog the other day. I hear a knock at the door so I go to the front door and through the side window I see a box with what looks like a black wig in the box. My friends daughters are always playing dress up so I figured that a neighborhood kid must have borrowed the supplies. Well, when I opened the door I realized that there was a real live little girl stuffed in the box. You can't imagine what went through my mind. I said to the box...."Hello???..." The girl does not move a muscle. I actually tapped the side of the box with my foot, why???? Who knows! I needed the little girl to move. I actually was starting to think that someone stuffed a little girl in a box, who might be dead, and dropped her off! Right when I was ready to go into rescue mode the little girls pops up and says....To be truthful, I don't remember what she said. She scared the devil out of me! To which this little 6 year old (?) started jabbering away. She wanted to know if I knew her other neighbor because she almost gave her a heart attack. She just talked and talked not even noticing, I don't think, that I wasn't who lives in this house. Then all of a sudden she picks up her box and says she's off to the next house! Is that not hilarious! She never stopped talking! I wanted to ask her if she thought of her little trick all on her own. Pretty inventive. Maybe she watched "Punk'd". I had to write about this! Too funny, too cute, but one I hope her parents keep an eye on!